I have to say that if I was that Mormon I'd be very paranoid about where my DNA samples were going.

Yes! Though, come to think of it, your clones aren't actually you, are they? "They suffer so I don't have to..."

(Also, even at this distance in time, I kind of want to find and kick the lawyer who said the 'Mormon doth protest too much.')

Double-yes. Some people just need kicking; there is no statute of limitations on this.