desperance (
desperance) wrote2010-07-29 02:36 pm
Evidence of absence
His depredations, let me show you them:
That smear on the kitchen floor? That was residual curry, that was. From where he had plucked the leftover chicken out of the pan on the stove.
And then - because he believes in a healthy diet - the greens: half a courgette and some rainbow chard, nom nom.
And to finish, a little spilt cream, thank you kindly.
That smear on the kitchen floor? That was residual curry, that was. From where he had plucked the leftover chicken out of the pan on the stove.
And then - because he believes in a healthy diet - the greens: half a courgette and some rainbow chard, nom nom.
And to finish, a little spilt cream, thank you kindly.