Good question. It doesn't make much sense as a business practice, on the face of it. Maybe they make lots of money from referrals from delighted post-laser-surgery patients?

ION, the other night I dreamed you were at my hen night, and your date was the dude from your icon, and he was a *total* buzzkill. You were fun, though. Feel free to find this either flattering or vaguely disquieting.