Is this getting beyond a joke yet?

[desperance]

So I have again waited in all day for my Amazon delivery, having again been assured by the tracking that it was en route.

I'm now starting to wonder just where it's en route to, as it's clearly not coming here tonight. The depot it departed from is no more than twenty minutes' drive away, and it left there twenty hours ago:

2 Dec 2010 10:58:00 PM Gateshead TYNE & WEAR GB Problem resolved and shipment is in transit
1 Dec 2010 05:54:01 PM Gateshead TYNE AND WEAR GB Delay in delivery due to weather or natural disaster
1 Dec 2010 10:40:00 AM Gateshead TYNE AND WEAR GB Out for delivery
1 Dec 2010 01:52:00 AM Gateshead TYNE & WEAR GB Departure Scan
30 Nov 2010 11:43:00 AM Gateshead TYNE & WEAR GB Delay in delivery due to weather or natural disaster
30 Nov 2010 07:55:00 AM Gateshead TYNE & WEAR GB Arrival Scan
30 Nov 2010 07:30:00 AM Gateshead TYNE AND WEAR GB Delay in delivery due to weather or natural disaster
29 Nov 2010 10:44:11 AM Hatfield HERTS GB Departure Scan
29 Nov 2010 10:42:00 AM Hatfield HERTS GB Departure Scan
29 Nov 2010 10:41:53 AM Hatfield HERTS GB Arrival Scan
29 Nov 2010 07:30:00 AM Gateshead TYNE & WEAR GB Delay in delivery due to weather or natural disaster
28 Nov 2010 12:01:00 AM Kilmarnock AYRSHIRE GB Shipment received by carrier