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desperance) wrote2011-02-02 02:33 pm
desperance) wrote2011-02-02 02:33 pm
A new plan
I shall write a book. (All right, it's not that new. As plans go.) It shall be called The Chocolate Thief, and feature a photo of Mac on the cover. (For all his manifold faults and excesses, he is after all quite pretty.)
Five million people will then write to me, to say how bad it is for cats to eat chocolate. And I will tell them that I know this, and suggest they buy the book and read it. Which they will then do, because that is how these things work, oh yes.
[Since you ask, he bust into my hyper-secure chocolate locker overnight and gobbled down the truffles. Which appear to have done him no harm whatsoever, except for blighting his less-than-immaculate reputation for ever in my sight.]
Five million people will then write to me, to say how bad it is for cats to eat chocolate. And I will tell them that I know this, and suggest they buy the book and read it. Which they will then do, because that is how these things work, oh yes.
[Since you ask, he bust into my hyper-secure chocolate locker overnight and gobbled down the truffles. Which appear to have done him no harm whatsoever, except for blighting his less-than-immaculate reputation for ever in my sight.]