desperance | Don't call me...

Just a heads-up, to anyone out there who might be trying to phone me: give it up. Phone's dead, entirely. Snarl...

Sounds like a case for Skype to me.
Meanwhile, we've lost communication with our hosting service, including their fault-reporting website.

Hosting service back -- also if you call

desperance you now get his answering machine.

Uh-huh. You get his answering machine. He gets nothing. It's a snare and a delusion. Trust me, this line is b0rked.