Horoscope meme

[desperance]

(ganked from otterdance):

Yeah, right. He's all of that.

This morning, I have to tell you, he's sitting here snorting and snuffling and thoroughly unlovely, barbed wire in his throat and mucus everywhere else and utterly dreading tonight's performance. Such a passionate lover he is. (And what 'zackly does "Love to bust" mean...?)