Stupid fucking electric fucking ovens, fucking fucking...

Heat rises. Everyone knows this. Even the people who make stupid fucking electric fucking ovens ought to know this. How can an oven be hotter at the bottom than it is at the top?

I roasted my shallots, all golden and lovely, for a tart tomorrow; then I slid them into the bottom of the oven - where it's supposed to be cooler, y'know? - just to jam up a bit while I roasted chicken thighs for a salad.

Stupid fucking electric fucking ovens, fucking fucking. I have charred shallots. I am going out to buy new shallots. Snarl.