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The original subject line for this entry might have been "Jesus fucking shitfuck wept", or words to that effect. See how moderate I can be?

I ... do not know. I was cooking. I kept hearing an occasional pinging sound which was alien to my experience, and worried me the way drivers are worried by odd noises from their engines.

I just figured it out.

At some point - possibly hours ago - I must have knocked the oven switch without noticing, from "off" to "broil". This wouldn't matter, except for generating excess heat and using excess gas, but that I use my oven for excess storage if I'm not actually using it to cook with.

That pinging sound? Was the sound of the metal bowl in which I was cooling the cooked rice, welding itself to my beloved baking stone.

I might sob, but that I have to make another whole lot of rice and try to fix things. And the afternoon was going so fucking well, damn it...
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