"Oh, bloody hell! Oh, for God's sake...! Fuck it!"

[desperance]

...Or, in other words, What Chaz Said when he discovered the latest packet that Mac had ripped open and tried to eat entirely.

Sugar. Light soft brown sugar.

For the avoidance of doubt, he's a cat. Got that? A cat.

Happily, I am still able to make my carrot cake, despite his evil depradations.

I am going to make him spell Evil Depradations. Then he'll be sorry. He's a cat; it could take some time. I told you he'd be sorry.

Also, "Oy! Mac! Get your face out of my carrot-cake batter!"

Sigh.

Comments

[mantichore.livejournal.com]

Depradations: sort of a cross between depredations and depravity? ^_______________^

[shewhomust.livejournal.com]

You're a braver man than I am, Gunga Din.

[mantichore.livejournal.com]

I live by Oscar's dictum: I can resist anything except temptation.

[desperance.livejournal.com]

Yup. 'Zackly so. What's French for smart-arse...?

*goes off to learn how to spell Evil Depredations*

(and, damnit, I was thinking about predating, and how & why the 'de-' prefix attaches; and yet, and yet...)

What's French for smart-arse...?

[durham-rambler.livejournal.com]

The French are a nation who think that "intellectual" is a complement. I think the concept of "smart-arse" may be unknown to them.

Re: What's French for smart-arse...?

[mantichore.livejournal.com]

"I think the concept of "smart-arse" may be unknown to them."

It's not. We revel in it, we bask and glory in the heady pleasures of annoying people by being right. We are perverse sensualists.

At least, that's the way I see it.