Mango fool
Jul. 20th, 2008 06:24 pmI am aware that some of my people, even some of my best people are ... not quite like me. Honestly, I do know this.
They might, for example, not enjoy cooking as much as I do. Or shopping; they might not be natural shoppers. I know.
However. Things have come to a pretty underpass, when you send a man out for papaya to go in the mutton curry, and he brings back mangoes. Mangoes. Which you do not notice, of course, until you need to cook; by which time, its being Sunday, the shops are shut and it's too late to correct.
In vengeance, I have used the extra-hot chilli powder. He'll be sorry.
In other news,
( the internal digestive troubles of a cat )
They might, for example, not enjoy cooking as much as I do. Or shopping; they might not be natural shoppers. I know.
However. Things have come to a pretty underpass, when you send a man out for papaya to go in the mutton curry, and he brings back mangoes. Mangoes. Which you do not notice, of course, until you need to cook; by which time, its being Sunday, the shops are shut and it's too late to correct.
In vengeance, I have used the extra-hot chilli powder. He'll be sorry.
In other news,
( the internal digestive troubles of a cat )