No use crying over it. But.

If you're going to leave half a pot of good sweet cream out for the cats to spill, you might as well have put it in the dinner. Frankly.

Also, if the cats are going to spill good sweet cream, they could do you the courtesy of cleaning it up also. Thoroughly. With tongues. So you don't have to spend the first ten minutes of the morning wiping the kitchen floor. Thoroughly. With cloths.

Still. Looking on the bright side? Slightly cleaner floor.

In other news, I do not wish to be myself today, with a story I can't write and a party looming that I'm not ready for. I want to be someone else today. Someone who was probably a boy scout, and is always prepared well in advance.

Maybe I'll go back to writing lists. At least that lies within my skillset.