desperance

Also, one of the little sods (and yes, I am fairly certain who) stole my cinnamon-and-sultana muffin. Out from under the grill, while it was toasting.

I have skinning-knives, and I do know how to use 'em...

[Also, there will be internet plaudits for anyone who identifies the subject line. It's not in quotes, because I may not have it word for word and am not going to check; but if you know it from the source, you'll know it anyway.]