Why I cannot eat my purples...

[desperance]

Tonight's menu ought to be ham with purple sprouting broccoli, in a cream and blue cheese sauce. Nutritious, healthy, rich in food groups and downright all-round yummy.

Little sod stole my broccoli.

Are you allowed to divorce cats...?

Comments

[brisingamen.livejournal.com]

No, cats divorce you ...

Having said which, why can't I have cats that steal vegetables???

[desperance.livejournal.com]

You can have mine. Snarl...

[shewhomust.livejournal.com]

I would be baffled at the news of a cat who steals broccoli when there is (are?) ham and blue cheese, if I didn't know that they had already stolen ham and blue cheese on previous occasions. Which leaves only the cream...

Thank you for yesterday's excursion; guests were most impressed.

[bluehairsue.livejournal.com]

Nah. We're not the doms in these relationships; we don't have divorce rights. On the other hand, one could consider swapping. I'll trade you The Cat Who Eats Broccoli for The Cat Who Sleeps On Heads (Maddy and I had nearly reached felicide point by 4.30 this morning...

[bluehairsue.livejournal.com]

Hot update! 2-for-1 special offer!! I'll trade you The Cat Who Sleeps On Heads **AND** The Cat Who Pees On Curtains, for The Cat Who Eats Broccoli! How's about that???