So tell me, O internets - what do teenage boys like in mid-afternoon?
No, no. This is not a lewd or a nudgy question, and I do not seek lewd or nudgy answers. This is serious. One of my oldest friends has a son, who is coming around tomorrow to smash up the concrete of my yard for me, which I can't do myself on account of being utterly crocked. I want to give him a treat, preferably non-monetary, but at that time of day I'm a bit stumped. If he was still here come the evening I'd give him alcohol and feed him curry, but I don't reckon it'll take more than an hour; and while he might still want alcohol and curry, I'm not sure I should send him home reeling drunk and smelling spicy at five o'clock...
All bright ideas welcome. All funny ones - well, I'll probably giggle, but they won't be much help, y'know?
No, no. This is not a lewd or a nudgy question, and I do not seek lewd or nudgy answers. This is serious. One of my oldest friends has a son, who is coming around tomorrow to smash up the concrete of my yard for me, which I can't do myself on account of being utterly crocked. I want to give him a treat, preferably non-monetary, but at that time of day I'm a bit stumped. If he was still here come the evening I'd give him alcohol and feed him curry, but I don't reckon it'll take more than an hour; and while he might still want alcohol and curry, I'm not sure I should send him home reeling drunk and smelling spicy at five o'clock...
All bright ideas welcome. All funny ones - well, I'll probably giggle, but they won't be much help, y'know?