Crab apple slaw

[desperance]

No, not with crab apples, silly!

What I'm thinking:

white cabbage
green apple
red onion
white crabmeat
green celery
red(dish) carrot

mayo (which is white)
lettuce (which is green)
tomatoes (which are red)

I may be a culinary genius. Or else having an uncomfortable fit of the visuals. I'll let you know.

Comments

[lamentables]

Sounds tasty - for the eyes as well as the mouth.

I think the need to be alliterative is probably the most bizarre culinary theme. Not that I'd ever do that. Oh no. Never.