Put not thy faith in recipes
Jul. 6th, 2010 05:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
desperanceA middle-aged man with a beard*
Said, "Yup: it is just as I feared.
Too much salt in my pickle
Has made it taste ick. I'll
rewrite the recipe. Weird..."
(Did the people who wrote this recipe not notice that it tastes vile? How dat?)
* Apparently none of my friends thinks I have a beard. I insist on it. This leads to happy confusions, because they all think I look a lot better without the beard that they don't believe I have.
Said, "Yup: it is just as I feared.
Too much salt in my pickle
Has made it taste ick. I'll
rewrite the recipe. Weird..."
(Did the people who wrote this recipe not notice that it tastes vile? How dat?)
* Apparently none of my friends thinks I have a beard. I insist on it. This leads to happy confusions, because they all think I look a lot better without the beard that they don't believe I have.