False quantities

[desperance]

The nice thing about having made an absurd amount of chicken stock, when one's freezer is already overstuffed? Is that it obliges one to cook things like paella, which soak up chicken stock.

The nice bad thing about having bought one's gin in a 1.5-litre bottle? Is that it is absurdly easy to pour Way Too Much Gin into a glass, especially after having drunk half a bottle of wine, thus obliging one to become utterly sozzled at the end of the day. Hey-ho.