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I'm just sayin': I am making Mangalorian pork bafath for my tea. Mostly for the pleasure of sayin' it.

A pleasure which is only marginally dimmed by the fact that I have to say it - as it were - one-handed. I have long subscribed to the apophthegm that says a sharp knife is safer in the kitchen than a blunt one; but if this is in fact true, then why - I was just lamenting to Karen - oh why do I keep cutting myself? Given that I keep my knives razor-sharp? This should be the safest house in Christendom. And yet, and yet...

*bleeds*

*fetches neosporin, scissors, elastoplast*

*again*
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