it's not my fault i didn't do it don't blame me

[desperance]

I had just plunged both my characters underwater, in a dreadful drowning scene - and there was a sudden rushing gurgling noise as of great waters, and the entire library was subsumed in a rainstorm of unimaginable proportions. I've never heard it so loud or seen it so dark, so very under the weather. That was ... impressive, oh yes. But I didn't do it, no sir.

(And now I have to go home. In the weather.)