You're as young as you feel an idiot

[desperance]

So I'm back. And far be it from me to betray a confidence, but a cat who is officially Senior - not to mention possibly a tad on the portly side - should probably not suddenly discover his tail and endeavour to catch same, in the middle of the living-room floor, while I am taking my boots off. It lacks of dignity, it does.

I might have laughed, I might.