Well, that worked.

[desperance]

I've never seen The Abyss. It's on telly right about now, I'm at a bit of a loose end; I thought I'd watch it. Sat down, tuned in - and they decided to start with a headshot of James Cameron talking about the making of the movie.

There may be a reason why I don't watch DVD extras.

Three minutes in, I decided he was too annoying and I really didn't want to watch it after all.

So I turned it off and came upstairs to post this - and m'beloved phoned. And I am speaking to her as I type...