This is so inevitable, it's not even ironic

[desperance]

You wouldn't believe the number of Kindle books I've found, telling you how to find free books for your Kindle.

None of these books is free.

Comments

[flick]

I have a fail-proof scheme for earning easy money! Just send me £50, and I'll give you the details....

[desperance]

Certainly! I attach double the money, for double the good advice!

*attaches*

[flick]

My Beloved Sir,

God Bless You! Please transfer funds by Western Union...