Today we have Peeling of Things
Apr. 4th, 2012 04:43 pmThere now. I have peeled all the potatoes. All of them.
Now I am going to drink a gin and read this story through, to see whether it is indeed a story, or has anything to say.
And then I will drop it into Dropbox for my beloved, and peel all the fruits - yes, all of them - to make what I think you Americans call a crisp, although I am right to call it a crumble.
In the meantime I am not actually peeling the chickens, for I am fond of chicken-skin; indeed, I am setting them to dry (I would like to say "in sunlight", but you know what prevents that; they are sitting in the oven, and if it had a fan I would be fanning them) in hopes of a crispier outcome*.
And then no doubt I will peel the carrots, tho' not the green beans; and I will peel off the outer leaves of the lettuce (and chop them for the turtles), and I will peel the avocadi, but I will not peel the tomatoes. People can damn well eat the tomato skin and like it.
But now I am to peel back the layers of this story, and see if there be anything within: for today we have Peeling of Things.
*peels away*
*for I have still not resolved the problem of how to keep a chicken's skin crispy if you leave it to rest post-roasting.
Now I am going to drink a gin and read this story through, to see whether it is indeed a story, or has anything to say.
And then I will drop it into Dropbox for my beloved, and peel all the fruits - yes, all of them - to make what I think you Americans call a crisp, although I am right to call it a crumble.
In the meantime I am not actually peeling the chickens, for I am fond of chicken-skin; indeed, I am setting them to dry (I would like to say "in sunlight", but you know what prevents that; they are sitting in the oven, and if it had a fan I would be fanning them) in hopes of a crispier outcome*.
And then no doubt I will peel the carrots, tho' not the green beans; and I will peel off the outer leaves of the lettuce (and chop them for the turtles), and I will peel the avocadi, but I will not peel the tomatoes. People can damn well eat the tomato skin and like it.
But now I am to peel back the layers of this story, and see if there be anything within: for today we have Peeling of Things.
*peels away*
*for I have still not resolved the problem of how to keep a chicken's skin crispy if you leave it to rest post-roasting.
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Date: 2012-04-05 02:04 am (UTC)1Or someone like her...