If we had any ham we could have ham and eggs, if we had any eggs

[desperance]

Oof. If we had a proper freezer, we could probably have lived for a week off what my neglectful fridge management has just obliged me to throw away, if I were any good at all at "tonight, my dear, we shall dine from the freezer," which I'm not. In fact if we had a proper freezer I would simply fill it, as I have filled the freezer-compartment that we do have. As I said in a comment to the Mris, I am useless at saving money but spectacularly good at hoarding food. I buy stuff in case, I keep it because; I am miserly in the extreme when it comes to extracting goods from storage and consuming same. I'd rather buy another freezer and just save more and more. Because, y'know. Nuclear winter. Apocalypse. Winter is coming. So many SF writers can't all be wrong.

In other news, beer good. Please may I sit in the garden to enjoy my beer? Sit and do nothing, just for a bit, just because? It's nice out there, and I'm tired, and Karen's off at a Bardic event so I'm all on my ownsome, and yeah. I vote for book, beer, back yard. There's a reason for all that alliteration, y'know.