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It rained yesterday, quite extensively, yay. They had promised us storms, but it didn't really seem that stormy.

I came home from the farmers' market just now, and stepped out the back to discard the leavings from a pot of pork stock I'd been brewing overnight - and I gazed in perplexity at our patio, because this was the first thing I saw:

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- which, you will allow, is a circle of chairs set around nothing-in-particular, where there should have been a very particular something.

"Hunh," thought I: "has someone stolen our furniture? How odd..."

Then I turned my head to the right (I am natively left-headed, you understand: always look to the start of the line and follow the narrative thrust from margin to margin) and saw this:

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- by which time I was beginning to understand. I stepped out into the yard and turned further to my right, and yup:

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Hunh. Perhaps it was stormier than I realised - tho' that umbrella has always been a windfarm. This is not the first time it's been hurt in the execution of its hobby.

Anyway. I have set all to rights, until the next time. A more practical man might do something different - or at least lower the umbrella until needed - but hey.

In other news, we have Bryn and Kyle for dinner tonight. I have a duck. I was half-thinking of a classic fesunjun - we are in the land of pomegranates and walnuts, after all - but actually I think I might compound something original, with walnuts and dried pears and citrus. It's a duck: what could possibly go wrong?

Speaking of walnuts, walnut trees are weird. Everything else all up and down the street is in leaf and in blossom, even in fruit already; the walnuts have been conspicuously bare all this time, and I've been increasingly anxious. If I am to gather green walnuts for pickling, I need to pick them before the end of June - viz, in two months' time. So far, there's been nothing. Had they all died? Was there a walnut-plague, or a secret walnut-poisoner...?

Apparently not: this week they are showing hints of green at their fingers' ends. Not buds, not leaves: odd sort of catkins, I'd call them. I shall watch with interest, and possibly record progress.

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Date: 2014-04-26 08:49 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] movingfinger
Maybe you should either clamp and weight down (with a heavy stand) the umbrella, or close it; a couple of years ago, one of our neighbors' umbrellas of that sort sailed up over their two-storey-plus-tall house in a microburst storm and landed on the electrical wires, breaking some of them and knocking out power in a very exciting explosion. A bonding moment for the entire block! So do be aware, they can actually become truly airborne and lethal.

Ours is fastened into a heavy stand and anchored (theoretically) also by the table, but it's under trees, and we close it when it's very windy.

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