I have scratches...

[desperance]

...deep and bloody scratches on the top, the very top of my head. I will leave you to guess how this may have happened. You may have seventeen guesses, because I like the number seventeen.

Comments

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

You've been misreading your Seuss. It's the cat IN, not IS.

[desperance.livejournal.com]

Tell the cat...

[vahepeatus.livejournal.com]

Do not let the cat read LJ by a Russian user dolboeb then, as one of his user pics obviously shows dolboeb wearing his cat as a hat:

(http://www.flickr.com/photos/50797989@N00/1618463579/)

[pogodragon.livejournal.com]

Anything like this going on?

http://tinyurl.com/yo3669

[danjite.livejournal.com]

Head bumped against a brick wall during "rough trade" in the tech booth, backstage at a second rate theater?

Mac jumped off a boookshelf onto your head and lost balance?

[rozk.livejournal.com]

Yep, I'm going with the cat theory too, with a side bet on accidentally head-butting a glass lampshade.

[shewhomust.livejournal.com]

Ouch!

[julesjones]

Cat leapt off the staircase (as depicted in icon), and landed on your head?

[mizkit.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm guessing too. Does that count as one guess or two toward the 17? :)

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

See, usually I'd go with "cat" as well, but you invoked the number 17, so I have to wonder what skzbrust and his books have to do with it.

[fidelioscabinet.livejournal.com]

Dear Barry and Mac,

Remarkably enough, the human cranium was not originally purposed for use as a stable landing and launching platform for airborne felines. Despite your recent efforts to repurpose the available human cranium for this function, we recommend that you explore the opportunities offered by the human shoulder, which tends to have more padding and thus supply better traction for those moments of instability typical of landing and take-off.

[beckyzoole.livejournal.com]

1. Cat leaped onto your head from stairs.
2. Jilted lover leaped onto your head from stairs.
3. Cat intent on waking you up while you are in a drug-induced stupor.
4. Food fight with Neil Gaiman gone horribly wrong.
5. Cat bored with eating grass, decides to eat your hair instead.
6. Exploding light bulb directly above your head.
7. Exploding cat directly above your head.
8. Really really bad lice infestation.
9. Attempted to wash cat in shower.
10. Walked into glass door while reading.
11. Cat objected to being used as umbrella.
12. Joined new cult.
13. Cat, while sitting peacefully on your head, suddenly realized that it's run-around-the-room-for-no-good-reason time, and took off.
14. Wild kinky sex with a Fu Manchu look-alike.
15. Cat didn't want Richard Branson to get all the flying publicity.
16. Knock-down, drag-out, hair-pulling brawl with seven other people, over proper way to make curry.
17. Cat knocked fragile vase off high shelf directly onto your head.

Am I right with any of them? :-D

[desperance.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was the food fight with Neil. That boy fights dirty...

Nah, but isn't it odd how every other proposition is cat-based? I shall reveal the truth in a new post, I think, save people having to check back...