Send me off to bed for evermore...

[desperance]

... or, how we deal with problems around here.

Problem: if I build shelves all along this wall, I won't be able to open that cabinet any more.

Solution: put Tom Waits on the stereo, sort out the right screwdriver and take the door off the cabinet. Yay.

Also, I am myself a shoddy-poor cabinet-maker, but even I can put screws in straighter than that, you cack-handed cross-eyed mystery incompetent.

Also, have brainwave! Stick removed screws to parcel-tape, stick parcel-tape to detached door!