Satis

Damn, I'm sure there was something serious I was going to post; but nah, it's gone. As so many of them do. (You won't believe this, but actually I am Wise and have Important Things To Say. It's just that I can never remember the damn' things by the time I get to the keyboard. It's like my books, they'd all be so much more meaningful and stuff if the Great Thoughts didn't get left by the side of the road somewhere. Along, of course, with the Ironic Capitals.)

So instead, here is my Egyptian horoscope, courtesy of esmeraldus_neo:

Satis Peace-loving and tolerant, receptive to wealth, analytical and science-minded, tender towards those who are not ignorant, can sometimes be angry. Colors: male: deep red, female: deep blue Compatible Signs: Amon-Ra, Set Dates: Jan 1 - Jan 7, Jun 19 - Jun 28, Sep 1 - Sep 7, Nov 18 - Nov 26 Role: Goddess who protected the sources of the Nile and goddess of the cataract at the border of Egypt and Nubia Appearance: A woman wearing the white crown of Upper Egypt with antelope horns on the sides. Sacred animal: antelope What is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign? Designed by CyberWarlock of Warlock's Quizzles and Quandaries

"Receptive to wealth," it says there, see it? I hope somebody is listening. If they can hear anything, over the cackles of those who know me and have just got as far as "analytical and science-minded." The joy of this, of course, is that I believe it. Just, nobody else does, they all think I'm flaky and emotional. Pfui! Those ancient Egyptians, they knew me best.