Also, of course, this...

[desperance]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, desperance sent to me...

Twelve musicals drumming

Eleven peppers writing

Ten chillies eating

Nine androids cooking

Eight robots a-reading

Seven books a-walking

Six magpies a-publishing

Five co-o-o-onnie willis

Four tom waits

Three john barnes

Two robert graves

...and a tequila in a poetry.

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