PS

[desperance]

It's an old joke, I know, but they still do it.

I have a hand with literally no grip, where I can barely move the fingers to touch the keys here and that's it. And I told them I live alone, because they asked. And they sent me home with pills that might just possibly save my hand - and they put them under a childproof cap.

Ho ho ho.

Comments

[esmeraldus-neo.livejournal.com]

Jeepers. Keep us posted.

[birdsedge.livejournal.com]

Oh, ouch! Hope it's better soon.

[euphoricstimuli.livejournal.com]

teeth, or a pair of pliers.
Hope your hand gets better soon. :-(

[deborahjross.livejournal.com]

Child proof means you need a child to open it for you. I speak from mommy-type experience.

Our pharmacy here has handy lids you can flip over to become regular easy-off screw types, so only one wrestling contest is necessary.

[stephanieburgis.livejournal.com]

Oh, gaah.

Good luck with this, and good luck tomorrow. *hugs*

[agoodwinsmith.livejournal.com]

Ya have to laff or you'll cry, ya know? Think the boys might lend a paw? Of course, if it is a plastic pill bottle, there's always the hammer. Then you can one-handedly sieve the shards and put the powder in your wine. Ah ha ha. Good luck with all this.

[triciasullivan.livejournal.com]

Chaz, I just read both posts--you poor man! Hang in there and good luck with everything today. Thinking of you.

[lamentables.livejournal.com]

*headdesk*

[green-knight.livejournal.com]

Does it need two hands?

I hope you've managed to find a bottle opener and that your hand will get better soon.

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

I know this is an old cliche, but it's true.

When I was 7 my parents couldn't open a childproof pill bottle and were getting increasingly frustrated with it. So I did something radical: I read the instructions, followed them, and opened it.

[feed-your-muse.livejournal.com]

Just read both of your posts - I hope you managed to vanquish the pill bottle and get your medicaments. How's the hand now? Hangning in/ hanging on?
Take care.
Merry

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