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[desperance]

It's an old joke, I know, but they still do it.

I have a hand with literally no grip, where I can barely move the fingers to touch the keys here and that's it. And I told them I live alone, because they asked. And they sent me home with pills that might just possibly save my hand - and they put them under a childproof cap.

Ho ho ho.

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[agoodwinsmith.livejournal.com]

Ya have to laff or you'll cry, ya know? Think the boys might lend a paw? Of course, if it is a plastic pill bottle, there's always the hammer. Then you can one-handedly sieve the shards and put the powder in your wine. Ah ha ha. Good luck with all this.