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Dec. 15th, 2008 05:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
desperanceIt is not their tea-time, and they are idiots.
But you knew all that already. So should they.
And what damn fool was it gave them transporter-modules, anyway? They were behind me, I tell you! Mac was on the desk, making a nuisance of himself; Barry was on my knee, making believe that he loved me and not just my ability to scritch. I was not fooled. I was thirsty, and my glass was empty. I stood up, to go downstairs for a refill. I spilled Barry into the well of the desk, and turned around. Please note, this puts both cats behind me.
I walked four paces to the door. I was not overtaken; and yet, there they both were, Mac turning circles on the landing, Barry already halfway down the stairs. From behind me.
They have transporters, I tell you. Little individual beam-me-up-Scotties. Somewhere they have little Scottie dogs, trained and ready. It's terrifying.
Also, this chestnut? Is a bad chestnut. Bad chestnut. No nom-nom.
But you knew all that already. So should they.
And what damn fool was it gave them transporter-modules, anyway? They were behind me, I tell you! Mac was on the desk, making a nuisance of himself; Barry was on my knee, making believe that he loved me and not just my ability to scritch. I was not fooled. I was thirsty, and my glass was empty. I stood up, to go downstairs for a refill. I spilled Barry into the well of the desk, and turned around. Please note, this puts both cats behind me.
I walked four paces to the door. I was not overtaken; and yet, there they both were, Mac turning circles on the landing, Barry already halfway down the stairs. From behind me.
They have transporters, I tell you. Little individual beam-me-up-Scotties. Somewhere they have little Scottie dogs, trained and ready. It's terrifying.
Also, this chestnut? Is a bad chestnut. Bad chestnut. No nom-nom.