How sad am I?

[desperance]

Time was, when I was unaccountably depressed, the phrase in my head would always be "In sooth, I know not why I am so sad. It wearies me; you say it wearies you."

These days, it appears to be "I haz a sad."

I used to speak to myself in Shakespeare; now I speak in lolcat.

I'm afraid that must be telling.

[ETA: another phrase just struck me. "If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd be speaking lolcat." It's a lovely thought, but I'm not sure I believe it...]

Comments

[james-nicoll.livejournal.com]

Augh! Now I am imagining Lear done entirely in in lolcat! Augh! Augh!

[lagilman]

ask, and ye shall receive. Even if you didn't really want it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS98HV5hyRE

I'm sure someone here could do much, much better.

[szandara.livejournal.com]

Iz be?
Not iz be?
Iz kweshun.

Wezzer better haz sad bkuz no haz luck
or be "my clawz, let me show you dem!"

I can haz nap. I can haz dirt nap, see ceiling cat?
I haz nap, dreamz bout fud, mousies....


zzzzz.

[desperance.livejournal.com]

Heh. Thank you!

[possumqueen.livejournal.com]

If you can lapse into both Shakespeake AND LolCat without hitching a breath between, you are a skilled blogger indeed!

[pennski.livejournal.com]

2nd attempt.

Lear goes mad because someone steals his buckit?

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

OMG! LITE IN WINDOW!
Is east!
YAY SUNBEAM! Iz Juliet.

(I not cares if iz nightengale or lark. Iz both nom nom nom.)

[karenmiller.livejournal.com]

Both terms are lyrical in their own way.

Feel better soon!

[karenmiller.livejournal.com]

Oh LOLOLOL!!!! That is utterly, utterly stupendous.

[desperance.livejournal.com]

What she said.

[esmeraldus-neo.livejournal.com]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Made me LOL

[http://users.livejournal.com/la_marquise_de_/]

Well, on the principle that misery loves company, I have a streaming cold...

[agoodwinsmith.livejournal.com]

*snertle*

I've read everybody's bits. I bet you duzn't haz a sad enymore. :)

[guipago.livejournal.com]

lol, beauteous!

Lolcat has pervaded everywhere! No longer will stories be written in english! I can haz lolcat storeez nao!

(danke for the giggles. <3)

[jowake.livejournal.com]

Sorry, LOLcat is a new one on me.

[dreaamer.livejournal.com]

Wutz in a name?
Wut we call a rose by anuther name iz still sweet
Btw, I can haz cheezeburger now?

That is my (lame) translation of Shakespeare into Lolcat.