In which it is still not Barry's tea-time...

[desperance]

...so he might as well stop fussing.

Just sayin'. I've said it to him, but he takes no notice, so I thought I'd say it to you instead.

Actually, at the moment he's trying to sneak up behind the wine-bottle to steal my nibbles (salami and chorizo today - I do understand, y'know...?). It'll do him no good. He does many things beautifully, but subtlety and sneaking are not really among them. Not when there's food on the desk.

PS [I know, I'm supposed to say ETA, but I don't know what that means] - now he's pretending he only wants to play with the winecork. Hah!

PPS - he does get the salami skins. I'm not a monster.

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[synedrian.livejournal.com]

ETA means "edited to add", I think.

Out cat jumped onto the counter yesterday and sat on a wooden spoon still smeared with duck curry. She was not happy licking it off. We shouldn't have laughed, but we did.

[desperance.livejournal.com]

ETA means "edited to add", I think.

I thank you. Most acronyms I can work out, but that one's been defeating me for months. 'Edited', yes, but I couldn't get near the rest.

Out cat jumped onto the counter yesterday and sat on a wooden spoon still smeared with duck curry. She was not happy licking it off. We shouldn't have laughed, but we did.

Of course you did. People are bad. But your cat - well, I'm disappointed. Barry is positively sneering. She doesn't like duck curry? Is she a cat, or a wimp...? Barry is so fond of my mutton curry, he raids the bin for the bones. Actually he raids the bin for any bones, because he's that sort of cat and I really should get a heavier bin, but he loves the curry.