...so he might as well stop fussing.
Just sayin'. I've said it to him, but he takes no notice, so I thought I'd say it to you instead.
Actually, at the moment he's trying to sneak up behind the wine-bottle to steal my nibbles (salami and chorizo today - I do understand, y'know...?). It'll do him no good. He does many things beautifully, but subtlety and sneaking are not really among them. Not when there's food on the desk.
PS [I know, I'm supposed to say ETA, but I don't know what that means] - now he's pretending he only wants to play with the winecork. Hah!
PPS - he does get the salami skins. I'm not a monster.
Just sayin'. I've said it to him, but he takes no notice, so I thought I'd say it to you instead.
Actually, at the moment he's trying to sneak up behind the wine-bottle to steal my nibbles (salami and chorizo today - I do understand, y'know...?). It'll do him no good. He does many things beautifully, but subtlety and sneaking are not really among them. Not when there's food on the desk.
PS [I know, I'm supposed to say ETA, but I don't know what that means] - now he's pretending he only wants to play with the winecork. Hah!
PPS - he does get the salami skins. I'm not a monster.