My breath. Let me waste it on you.

[desperance]

Of all the pointless things we I say to cats, it is highly likely that "Do you have any idea how much that cost?" is the most pointless thus far achieved. Because no, of course they don't, they're cats; and if they did have the remotest understanding of means of exchange - well. They're still cats. They're not going to care, are they?

(Smoked sea salt, since you ask. Spilled all over everywhere.)

In other news, I am having an orgy of printing. We're looking at a thousand pages, more or less, coming out of this machine today. Paperless office, anyone...?

Which reminds me: [see next post]