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desperanceCan we say "irony"?
Suppose we went to the Chateau D'If, and found it closed...
The guidebook says not so, but in fact they've closed it for a couple of months, to make it more secure. [Insert joke here.]
We are plotting to return, and break in if necessary. With smugglers, spoons etc. [Insert more jokes at will.]
Meanwhile, Marseille: every cliche you ever heard about the traffic? All true. They are numbfuck crazy drivers. I am not a nervous passenger, but I was almost scared.
Meanwhile, bouillabaisse. All the platitudes you ever heard? All true. I may never eat again, but that was worth it.
And so I leave you; I have words to prove.
"Wait, and hope."
Suppose we went to the Chateau D'If, and found it closed...
The guidebook says not so, but in fact they've closed it for a couple of months, to make it more secure. [Insert joke here.]
We are plotting to return, and break in if necessary. With smugglers, spoons etc. [Insert more jokes at will.]
Meanwhile, Marseille: every cliche you ever heard about the traffic? All true. They are numbfuck crazy drivers. I am not a nervous passenger, but I was almost scared.
Meanwhile, bouillabaisse. All the platitudes you ever heard? All true. I may never eat again, but that was worth it.
And so I leave you; I have words to prove.
"Wait, and hope."