In sooth, I know not why he is so evil

[desperance]

So there I was, innocently watching Shakespeare in Love, and there came a shake-rattle-rolling; and in came Mac, with the carton of smoked sea-salt which he had feloniously abstracted from the kitchen counter and rolled all the way through the house.

Um, why...?

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[movingfinger]

"Open this can of essence of bacon for me, minion."