I wasn't going to do this, but...

[desperance]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, desperance sent to me...

Twelve pre-raphaelites drumming

Eleven robots reading

Ten cats a-walking

Nine androids publishing

Eight magpies eating

Seven peppers a-writing

Six dragons a-cooking

Five ro-o-o-obert graves

Four tom waits

Three john barnes

Two short stories

...and a horror in an astronomy.

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