I am just saying

[desperance]

And it came to pass that in time, the archaeologists of that era dug up the mausoleum of Mac the Mighty; and when they examined his mummified body within its sarcophagus, they found that one paw was severely flatter than the others. And they had many theories about this; and none of them approached the truth, which was that He Keeps Sticking That Paw Under My Bloody Foot And What Is A Man To Do? Especially When He's Being Screamed At?