Oh, lordy...

[desperance]

I ganked this from guipago, and I can't remember when a meme made me giggle so much:

In 2007, desperance resolves to...

Pay for my androids on time.
Put fifty dragons a month into my savings account.
Tell my family about musicals.
Spend more time with my new words.
Take evening classes in tequila.
Overcome my secret fear of cats.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

It is, to be frank, just perfect.

Comments

[pennski.livejournal.com]

Hopefully your evening classes in tequila will help you overcome your secret fear of cats (much to Barry's chagrin).

Bob has just had his nose put severely out of joint by the cat-shaped decorative basket we got for Christmas. It has a cat-sized head with staring eyes. After I put it on the windowsill, Bob refused to come into the living room, staring at it from the doorway. Once bookzombie lifted Bob up to see it, Bob hissed ferociously and backed away. I've now turned it round so it's looking out of the window. We shall see what happens next...

I'm beginning to think Bob has an impaired sense of smell.

[desperance.livejournal.com]

Hopefully your evening classes in tequila will help you overcome your secret fear of cats

I'm counting on it.

But, poor Bob! Bad you! Evict the horrid thing...! It's weird, to think of a cat responding to a decorative feature; but he clearly is & does. I suspect averting its gaze will prove to be too little, too late. Do let us know what transpires...