Well, I couldn't resist this, could I...?

[desperance]

ganked from james_nicoll:

Plague of Locusts 35% unpredictable, 40% area of effect, 50% fast

When you strike, it's random. One farm could be wiped out, the next one left untouched. It's hard to know where you will go next. You linger, devouring every last good thing before you leave the bones behind.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on unpredictable You scored higher than 99% on area of effect You scored higher than 99% on fast

Link: The Natural Disaster Identity Test written by stpstarbuck on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Comments

[esmeraldus-neo.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I knew I could count on you to come p with something for me to do before I properly wake up.

Ahh, noooo, it's been deactivated. Bummer.

[desperance.livejournal.com]

Damn, so it has! Why on earth...? We demand our right to be compared to the natural disaster most appropriate to our character types!