Other people: can I just switch them off now?

[desperance]

Sometimes I want the entire population of the planet on a toggle switch. Like right now. I came to the library to work, but between the Sniffer to my left and the Mumbler to my right, I may get nothing done at all. Except mass murder, I might manage that. Or no, not mass murder: very selective targeted assassinations.

A toggle switch would be better. Then I could turn them on again as I leave, and they'd never even know what happened: just wonder a little, how swift the time has flown.

Or maybe I'll just sit here and read LJ, and let my time be their sacrifice. Le sigh.