Just in case there were any doubt in your mind*

[desperance]

Mac likes savoy cabbage. Hoo boy, does Mac like savoy cabbage. This goes beyond scrounging-up-the-fallen-shreds-from-the-floor, to outright jumping-up-onto-the-counter-to-steal-shreds-from-the-chopping-board levels of like. I have just danced him through the house, from the kitchen to Karen's study, by means of dangling a shred above his head like a promise if his paws could only reach it. And that, you are please to note, is before any butter has come anywhere near it.


*but please to note use of the subjunctive case, because I cannot believe that such a doubt should ever have existed