Note to self

[desperance]

"Putting the kettle on" implies a complex sequence of actions, above and beyond the merely literal. It is not enough to set the kettle on the hob. Not only is there an obligation to fill it with water first; even Lambda Award winners will find it necessary also to turn the heat on underneath. We are insufficiently hot, in and of ourselves. Who knew?

Tea may be a little delayed this afternoon. Sigh.

[Also, my fumm huts. Why's my fumm hurt? Doesn't it know I won an award? *waits for celebrity to hit, and turn all ponies to unicorns*]