Frankly, I'm surprised it's this high...

Ganked from esmeraldus_neo:

( they don't have much to worry about from me... )

How to learn nothing about me...

I ganked this from gauroth and autopope - but it doesn't exactly convince. Still, for the thing it is, here it lies:

( not dead, but surely sleeping )

Here's a question

If I had a paid account, I'd make this a poll; but I don't, so it's just a question. With context.

I said, "I can do this," and picked him up and cuddled him.

He said, "I can do this," and drew blood from the back of my hand.

So: opposable thumbs, or retractable claws? Answer in comments, please, and show your working.