Small cat invents golf...

...which in his case involves knocking all the little soaps into the bathtub (The Drive), batting them down to the tap end (The Approach Shot) and then trying to get them into the plug-hole (The Putt).

Is genius. Is small furry genius.

Is small furry slightly-damp genius with soap on his paws, but hey.

Lunch

Yesterday I boiled a small smoked gammon, self-indulgent brute that I am. And kept the boiling-water.

Today, I have sliced and sizzled onion, carrot, celery with chilli and smoked garlic (the Xmas continental market is in town, so I brought home my annual plait of smoked garlic, and the whole house smells of smoke, even to cold-belaboured me; the first night, I really thought I'd left something on the stove), then added the gammon-water and handfuls of yellow split peas.

Pea soup, and a ham-and-mustard sandwich on the side. That's lunch.

Nom-nom-nom.

Well, there's a surprise...

Entirely without cheating, without thinking about it...

Your Score: Cayenne Pepper

You scored 75% intoxication, 75% hotness, 100% complexity, and 25% craziness!

You are Cayenne!

You're known for your dry wit, saucy remarks, and ability to stimulate (take that however you want). People in hot climates like you for your ability to make them sweat, but you're also quite good for people all over the world. Just don't mention your cousin, deadly nightshade.

Link: The Which Spice Are You Test written by jodiesattva on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test