An Ancient Egyptian dilemma

Y'all know that Ancient Egyptian lyric, right, that speaks of the two lovers divided by a river, and the crocodile on the sandbank in between?

This must be the modern recreation. In which Chaz discovers a word he does not know; and the dictionary is on the other side of the room; and there is a cat comfortably settled on his leg...

(Since you ask, the word waited on the cat. As is proper.)