No, no, staff nurse, I'm not typing...

[desperance]

As I lay on my bed of pain, I remember thinking "Now would be a really good time to win the lottery..."

Then I rose up and came home, and y'know what? Yup. I won the lottery.

All of ten pounds. Ten whole pounds!

Which I have, um, spent. I went to the farmers' market and bought bread and sausage, largely. What I reckon, I can fry sausages one-handed; and with bread and sausage, a man can make a meal. Several meals. (Several cat-sized meals, the boys would have me say; but I spurn them. They are spurned.) (All my sossidge r belong to them, they say.) (*spurns them*)

Otherwise I have no redress, but I have been re-dressed, in a lovely white bandage that will become grubby almost instantly; and now, yes, I am going to stop typing. I have nothing to type. I have lost my nerve, unless it is my mojo. Something's gone.

Comments

[tamnonlinear.livejournal.com]

Ten pounds is still ten pounds, so I'm glad you won a little. I'm sorry things are a bit rough at present. I'm glad you have bread and sausages and cats.

[badbookworm.livejournal.com]

You don't learn, do you? Even now they willing be making sossidge plots.

[birdsedge.livejournal.com]

Sossidge good.

[jemck.livejournal.com]

Your mojo will still be suffering from lingering anaesthetic hangover. Take it from one who knows.

[arkessian.livejournal.com]

The boys have got your mojo in safe keeping. They will exchange if for sossidge... Or if not, will give it back when you're ready to take it up again.

[pennski.livejournal.com]

Maybe your mojo is gently suggesting you watch TV instead for a bit longer?

Thanks for the lovely email!

With apologies to Omar Khayyam

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Here with a Loaf of Bread and sausage now,
A Flask of Wine, a pair of cats - who meow
Beside you, singing at the dinner plate -
a dinner plate with Paradise endowed.

Re: With apologies to Omar Khayyam

[desperance.livejournal.com]

Hah - poetic vacuum! Thank you very much...

[rezendi.livejournal.com]

My understanding is that mojo is strongly correlated with sausage consumption.

[annathepiper]

Hee, yay ten pounds!

Best wishes for feeling back up to snuff soon.